dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Threesome in a minivan. New low
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I wear drunk well.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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