Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Randomize
