Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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