Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I need to align my fucking chakras
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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