You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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