Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
