I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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