Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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