Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Did I show you my penis last night?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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