no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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