16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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