he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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