D3 body, D1 cock
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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