"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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