so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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