No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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