I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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