But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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