question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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