Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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