how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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