Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I fill condoms, not promises.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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