I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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