Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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