thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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