We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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