Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize