How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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