Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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