if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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