Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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