Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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