Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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