We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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