I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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