maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
