Someone shit on the floor
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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