just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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