ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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