with your own penis?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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