I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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