Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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