That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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