Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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