I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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