Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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