As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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