I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's never too late to be topless.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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