idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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