I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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