Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it's like iHOP with fire
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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