If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Oh god it's open bar.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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