marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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