I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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