Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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